India, home to our young hero, Harishkumar.
It was the night before leaving his ancestral home,
and as tradition dictated, would not travel any
without consulting the local astrologer.
Good morning. Houston clinic.
Hi, I'm Dr. Bakshi.
"Sylvia? Cancel all my appointments today.
Today comes the son of a great friend of mine of India.
Where is Mohan?
It's time to go for Hari to the airport.
Your son has no sense of responsibility.
That use the dog collar. Give your brother ...
for keeping him at bay and bring it to the airport.
Why bother?
You are probably doing something important.
You must be joking.
There will be a party tonight. "LRAS?
Wait. I have another call.
'll Call you back.
What's up, girl?
Who is Mo? Go to the party.
That's right.
Hey, remember the last party?
Is now at eight. Yes
- Mohan, where are you? - Dad?
Dad, can not hear you.
Not hear you. 'll Call you back.
Goodbye. Thanks.
Did you call me? Wait.
"In this serious tone?
Baffles are stronger you heard in your life.
Mohan, do you want to load it onto the card credit of your father?
- Thanks. - Watch tonight, friend.
What is this? All work!
- I need business. - Okay.
- Welcome to EE. UU. - Glad to see you.
Uncle! Auntie!
Hi, son.
How was your trip, son?
Your mom sent some to me?
- Yes, auntie. - Good.
Hari, are you happy to be in the U.S.. UU.?
Yeah, man.
This country, son, is the largest country the world.
I came here 20 years ago with a box cardboard, like you.
And look. Now I have it all.
What's in these boxes? I hope it's a good thing for me.
Is this a hotel?
No. It's our home.
Is the typical movie house, man.
Thanks. Do you like, son?
I like a lot, man.
Me too.
This is your beautiful new room, Hari.
Deepu was the room, but now it's yours. Like it?
I love it!
I love it, auntie.
Have fun.
And make yourself comfortable. Make yourself at home.
I see Indian people.
Are you talking to me?
Are you sure that you speak to me?
Wet.
Auntie, I brought the broom especially for you.
Like it?
A particularly good curry.
Your poa is amazing, auntie.
Deepu, you're bored today.
Mohan, Hari I want you and be friends.
Like his father and me. Spend some time
and submit it with your friends.
Do you need anything, Hari?
I just want one thing, man. Employment.
To return to what Dad lent to come.
How noble you are. Like your dad.
I have a friend who just opened a restaurant near the university.
- Talk to him. - Cool.
- Thank you. - Sure.
Do you also work there, Mohan?
"Mohan? Work?
These words are grammatically incorrect.
- Do not fit together. - Dad!
My work is ...
my family and my education.
What a beautiful pool have, Mohan.
Like it? All right.
- Sure. - Want to try?
- What is that? - You try it.
Is it a drink?
- What is that? A cork? - It's tea.
You got a girlfriend in India?
No. My first girlfriend is my wife.
Will you marry the first you see?
My destiny is already written.
It's in my hands.
My health, my wealth ...
and the woman of my dreams is here.
His name starts with "P".
Good. I'll call you.
GIANT I'm going to a place.
Do not believe in superstitions, right?
It is not "perchería."
The Great Snake Maharaj Bhole said.
Calculate the variable nature
and relates to time and space.
Now I just have to wait a flurry
and everything will happen as predicted.
All right.
- Want to join? - Sky ...
Do not want to get off the car. It's so big.
Do not go crazy. Bring only what you need.
Mohan, I need a comb.
- I'll take the comb. - What?
- The plastic. - Okay.
- Want more? - What?
How about ... How about deodorant?
- Deodorant? - Yes
I do not smell bad, does it? Use talcum powder every day.
No, okay, but the deodorant ... Mira.
Makes you feel fresh, elegant and clean.
I tried it once. Tickled.
But you should use it, man.
Women will love it.
Mom, I need my lunch.
Nothing hamburger curry.
I'm tired of going to school smelling of spice.
Wait, wait!
You can not go without it.
- Mama ... - Let me fix you.
People know that we are not terrorists.
- They are not idiots. - I know.
- You're ready. - Can I have another on this side?
Do not mock. Go to school.
- I love you. - Bye, baby.
What is it, auntie?
If anyone asks, say you were born in EE. UU., Understand? Anda.
The university. The library is inside.
The cafeteria is on the other side.
Where is the library?
I do not know. I think it's out there.
With permission.
Come on. What specialty are you studying?
Electrical and computer engineering.
Double Masters. And you?
I'm undecided.
- Do not declared? - Yes
What is that?
What's up, dog? How are you?
- Who is this? - It's Hari.
How are you, dog? How you doing, big boy?
What cool.
Here come the final exams.
- Hey, will you go? - Come on.
- Are you going? - Yes
Well, he knows the university.
- It's like a city. - Come on, big dog.
What?
Do they party?
Our party will be very good.
Must come. They are among the guests.
It will be great.
You see that girl?
I am pleased that we have invited. It's nice.
- Hi, puppies. - What's up, dog?
Hari, you'll be late to class.
What time is your class?
It is not yet time.
Ve Do not be late the first day.
Take off your tie, man. It's not as formal.
Okay?
See you in building architecture as at 7:00.
- At 7:00. - Yes
I'll get my ... Wait for my fate disclosure.
- Yes Find your ideal girl. - Yes, my ideal girl.
See you in the car. At 7:00.
- Okay. - Okay.
Welcome to the Advanced Course Digital Signal Processing.
Who know the transformation fast fourier?
Who know the transformation Fast Fourier digital?
- Is not An Introduction to Fashion? - No.
How many of you know Nisis processing?
Sorry. With permission.
Who know the transformation Z?
Who knows the Nyquist theorem?
P, P, P!
His name starts with P.
And you will love like lightning when it falls on the Earth.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
It is the second time I see in the wrong class.
I am Shyam. Shyam Sunder Balabhadrapatramuni.
I Harishkumar Satishkumar Patel. But you tell me Hari.
- Hari. Nice to meet you. - The pleasure is mine.
COPIER
Hello, friend.
Why do you get copies? Buy this book.
Why buy it? I can take copies. It's cheaper.
That girl in the class, Priya ...
How lovely, right?
- Do you like? - Yes
Really?
Are you in love with her?
You know? Love comes after marriage.
Mr. Mohan Bakshi, do you have specialty
or have not you decided?
Well, I ...
I mean ...
especializaré me at all. Yes
Because ... vector mechanics, for students undecided
statistics and dynamic I think it goes with me.
Because it gives me an understanding larger statistics
and the dynamics of these statistics
in relation to ... vectors.
And that can be applied very well daily life.
Honestly, I've only been here two years.
Surprises you, right?
How odd that I have lost my accent and acquired American tastes.
What? How are you?
Easy.
Neglected.
I'll teach you to be cool and look good.
This is very difficult.
Do not misunderstand. Look "BDC".
BDC. Do you know what a BDC? Down the hill.
First, you take away this.
And maybe you should take away this.
The shoes are fine. You can use them.
I'll teach you to integrate American society
and get used to things the U.S.. UU.
except the damn bathroom.
Who is she?
It Janvier Walia. It is a ten.
Say "action" to sleep.
Hi, I'm Dr. John Fishpaw.
Anthropology is the kind of 356-B.
I hope you had a good summer.
I know who thought of her thesis project.
Ms. Walia, has always had good ideas.
Got something to tell the class?
Professor Fishpaw, I decided to my documentary
about Indian life.
Is a bluff.
I plan to record all students I can.
Has emerged a new culture.
I completely adapted.
And I hate when people ask me
if you know your neighbors, siblings, friends
cousins, husbands own a hotel.
And no. We do not live on a reservation.
After he left, "Jones lndiana and the Temple of Doom "
everyone started to wonder if he ate monkey brains.
What happens? I'ma vegetarian.
I'm a little nervous.
- How? - What do you mean?
- I'm not Hindu. - I'm Sri Lankan.
It's easy. Must be my eyes.
Women like.
All right. I've had in all colors.
I've always used powder.
It makes me feel fresh and clean ever felt.
I think I do not understand is ...
that if Americans wear clothes Hindu right,
but if an Indian girl wearing it, We say "BDC".
I was not picked for the team basketball.
I was not a dark chocolate color, was not vanilla.
It was, you know, chocolate milk.
But enough about me. Let's talk about you.
How about my eyes?
It was good.
I can talk more, if you want.
No. You were great.
Will be on DVD, right?
Will he in India?
Hello, what is?
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Are you doing a movie?
It's a documentary. Why want to know?
I always liked the movie and I could never ...
My parents will not let me. "I can participate?
I do not know. I think I ran the tape.
I always wanted to be in front of the camera.
If not let me do it, I never could.
Conclude doctor or something being boring.
- Doctor? How original. - I know.
Another Indian doctor?
Why not something daring? Pharmacist.
- Pharmaceutical Hindu? - No. Engineer.
Nothing other than that, because we do not more than that sort of thing.
- Okay. Sit. - Thanks.
It drives me crazy!
Stupid.
Great. What else broke?
What?
I could help.
Mohan Bakshi.
- And you? - Janvier. Janvier Walia.
I was born here. Here I was born and raised.
I grew up here.
I have two loving parents. My mom and my dad, who is a doctor
and wanted to do something useful.
I have a younger brother.
13. Deepu called. It's amazing.
It's nice. Go through identity issues.
- Is it boring? - No. Go on.
I try not to take this lightly.
I try to enjoy life to the fullest.
- As my parents would like to do. - Yes?
Sure, sure.
I do not understand what the problem.
People talk about balancing the Indian side with the American.
It's easy. It's about your priorities.
I do not know what happens. The stupid mouse ignored.
The mouse. Okay.
Let's see.
No. See? It's here.
I have to pull this off.
It's easy. See?
The ball is dirty, right?
You should clean the balls.
Just wipe.
What dirty.
It will not work if the balls are dirty.
Yes How many more interviews need?
Expected to have about 50 more.
- How much do you take? - Two months.
Two months. I can get 50 interviews tonight.
- How? - I am planning a party.
No. Do not put your eyes.
Is to raise funds. Should attend. There will be people
South Asian, of all kinds.
Hindus believe that white or wish to be black.
Indian standard.
Hindus like me proud to be brown.
Anda.
Okay, Mohan Bakshi. Deal.
Well.
Only if you help me with this task Math.
"Math? Math is my favorite.
Really?
Yes Calculus 1, 2, 3.
- Differential Equations, until ... - Are you kidding?
How simple college algebra?
The college algebra is ...
I am an expert. It is very easy.
I give a task in five minutes
and I have not even begun.
- You have a nice turkey feathers. - Thanks.
You go to the party.
Yes? See you tonight.
- I was glad to meet you. - Likewise.
You put it under the Y. But the Y is there.
The X. Because everything is invented.
We could meet for me explain all this later.
Drinking coffee or something.
By God.
Well. That's ... Yes, that's ...
Can we print this? And I have to go.
Vamos! Lmprímelo!
- Thank you for your help. - Print it well, so ...
Mohan Bakshi seems to be the perfect man
but do not trust the Hindus.
They always have the right answers.
And everything seems so ...
But it was cute. He was handsome!
Janvier, you make me look bad.
- Why did you say? - My parents believe me "weirdo."
At any time presented to me a pharmacist.
I think I have fear of doctors.
I do not know what I thought.
I let you convince me to use this dress. Is tight.
Need, relax. We are going to have fun.
- Well, I'll have fun. - Relax a little.
Would you shut up? Why so much noise? Duérmanse!
Dad? We are brushing your hair.
- As we go to sleep. - And we will do the job.
Varghese. The fish curry your wife is delicious.
I can not believe I do lie to your dad.
What I do not know will not hurt.
AIR
Ray will talk about the party that will tonight.
- Call: "Indian Fusion." - Hi, girls.
'll Give four VIP tickets the call lucky.
If we hear, girls
and call me Bobby B. Ios connect.
Did you hear that? All those pretty girls will be calling me.
All very sexy.
I want all those girls now go to the party.
The type BCD ...
The smelly, hairy, yes.
Those who have funny accent, hang them.
Understood. Neither funny accent.
Congratulations. You're in "Indian Fusion"
with Mr. Just for Adults and Bobby B.
I Shyama Sunder.
Hang!
Yes, my full name. HELLO, SO Y. ..
Hang! Hang!
It's incredible. I won.
In reality, no plans go to the party.
I said if they had funny accent, no. What you give tickets to that subject?
Certainly I will. And take you to my friends.
I greet my friends.
Hi, guys. Lran the party!
Damn!
Bobby B., I love your show. You're the best. Thanks.
Go to the fabulous party.
Hey, everyone! We are full to the fullest!
Do not let anyone get more!
Quiet, everyone! Shut up!
Excuse me. Mr Patel!
Mr. Patel, your car lights are on.
Nice to meet you.
The BDC. They are ruining everything.
We sit down and discuss what we do.
We must stop playing Indian music.
- Do not play Indian music? - Ray, is a Hindu festival.
Yes, yes.
And that crap Bhangra dance ...
If I see another person doing ...
with their arms, kill someone. I swear.
We will make two different booklets.
One for VIPs and one for the BCD.
Take your part.
"Fifty dollars?
This is slow. Sorry.
Behind the line. Behind the line boys.
Quiet, dog, quiet.
We are important people in the party.
- Back, boys, back. - Back of the line.
I won tickets on the radio. I'm an important person in the party.
Hey, hey, everybody!
Why do not we go?
Behind the line.
What? What's happening?
- Back! - Why do not we go?
- Sorry. - We came to the party.
- No tennis shoes allowed. - Back.
It is not fair.
Listen, baby, that none of your business.
Do you have VIP passes and will not let go to the party?
- Enter all the girls. - I will not fight you.
- What is that? - My bag.
- What are you doing? - Store?
- Yes - Who gave you permission?
Mohan Bakshil. Is your party.
- Mohan let you record? - Yes!
Let me clarify something. This is my party. Mohan Bakshi works for me.
Nobody brings a tape to record my party. People like privacy.
Please. You do not understand how important it is for me.
Ray, what's up? Janvier, came.
- Who is expecting? - No.
- Hi, Dad. - I talk to you.
Praise be to Krishna.
Where is Hari?
You know ... Kinda funny.
Wanted to study at the school overnight.
I went and took it from there. The poor had to wait alone.
I can explain.
Want a snack?
I was looking at your statements.
- What? - What statements are you?
Those of your credit card.
$ 400 for the car speakers.
$ 1,800 rims.
"$ 80 in the cafeteria? And your mom makes the best masala chai?
"$ 80 in coffee?
How will you pay all that?
I paid it off. With my credit card.
Do not get ready.
Someone pays for this. And that's me!
I always pay your bills.
They are expensive and absurd. As absurd as your car.
It seems expensive trimmer with wheels.
At least you can cut the grass with it.
That thing accelerates from 0 to 60 in nine seconds.
Unfortunately, your brain.
Anyway, I have the solution.
- I have a job for you and Hari. - What?
Go to LeLe and works in his restaurant.
You ... Want to work?
Dad, what say everyone?
Dr. Bakshi's son ...
The son of Dr. Bakshi works in a restaurant.
Get a job ...
- Or your car will be for Hari. - What?
- Hari. - Yes, Uncle?
No, Hari. You can go back to bed, cousin.
You're my dog. Go back to bed.
All is well.
- Will conserve the car, Dad. - And employment.
Starting tomorrow.
BOMBAY RESTAURANT
My heart beats
Keep repeating
I'm waiting
What crap. No answer.
All right.
Where is my Ritu? Waiter, Where's My Ritu?
This crab is malai spicy.
What? What is that?
What crap.
Just take it.
Need Help?
Is everything all right?
Your machine does not accept my card.
Let me see.
It does not work, Maharajah.
Can you try this? Why do I say Maharaja?
Dad, what about my cards? No money.
Cancel your account.
Dad, do not bring cash.
Glad you already have a job.
Hello? Hello?
- What happened? - No money.
- Wait, wait. - Do you have?
Yes, I think I have money.
By God. The dollars that are brought home.
- But I have these rupees. - Not worth it.
- 100 rupees. - Best throw them away.
Sorry ...
Hello. I Harishkumar Satishkumar Patel.
Pleasure.
What gives?
Sorry to distract you from your reading.
My cousin and I stayed completely out of gas.
And neither he nor I have more dollars.
And I have only this one hundred rupees.
Can you turn off the radio? Thanks.
Did you get gas?
Contact Indian friend.
- Wait, wait. - What?
Wait. It is for you.
- Thanks. A kurta? - A kurta.
Thanks.
Come on. Stop it. Do you have to touch everything?
What? Is it important to you?
Yes, very. Just leave it alone.
Maybe I could fix it.
DAY OF INDIA FOOD AND CELEBRAClÓN DIVERSlÓN
Is the green or orange goes up goes up?
Orange goes up.
Is unclear.
Want a samosa?
Orange goes up.
My name Harishkumar Satishkumar Patel.
What a cute name.
- What is your name? - Janvier.
What you have in your hair? Smells good.
- Is coconut oil. I use it daily. - Yes?
It reminds me of my grandmother.
You are very funny.
Hello, Mohan. How are you?
- Do you know? - Yes, it is a friend of the family.
Do not be so. We are cousins.
Take a plate and move on.
- Give me another chance. - He who is!
Priya. Mathematical studies.
Mathematical studies.
What? Mira. See?
What is the cosine of this angle?
"Hypotenuse of albatross?
I love you.
I can not do this. Mathematics me dizzy.
Let's do something fun now!
I'm studying math with you.
I'm going to die now. I'm dying. I am dead.
Mira. I'm already dead.
Well, I'm not dead. It was a joke.
Mira. I'm still alive. What are you reading?
If you have problems with your relationships, the answers are here.
Having trouble?
To be honest, I have no problems with a girl. Yet.
But a friend of mine, my cousin ... Mohan.
- Mohan Bakshi. - I know Mohan.
- I think it has problems. - Really?
- With Janvier. - Janvier is my friend.
Janvier shouted the other day.
Give a tip to impress a girl.
On page 82. Go read it.
I gotta go. A Class Introduction to Textiles of Indonesia.
See ya.
LOVE THIS MONTH
Welcome to Restaurant Bombay. So far I have to order today.
It was made with the finest ingredients
we had in this magnificent restaurant.
If they can not afford to go to Palace
come to this place.
Yes, please. I love a cup of coffee.
There is only coffee.
Since I have the flyers. Indian Fever broke out.
It will be great. Trust me.
We do not need anything only come pretty girls.
I want to be all fraternities.
- Do not have to go to your class? - Hence come.
- Do you know? Actually ... - No! Do not talk. I know what you need.
Want to double coffee.
They took that poor girl ... What's your name? Shyam.
Sunder Balabhadrapatramuki. I know. But he was not wearing ...
What is not used? Was not it cool?
There is a customer that the developer wants ...
I'm not interested.
Beware that there are no frills
in the computer lab Engineering
or in the cafeteria who attend the BDC.
INDIAN FEVER Understood? Well.
Dude, what's that I see is the steering wheel for a party?
No. They are school projects.
I have to go.
I know what you want.
Take a cup of chai.
That's right. Chai, chai. Great.
- And a glass of water. - No ice.
Chojot, the dal is delicious, my friend.
Mohan, can you bring this to the table two please? Thanks.
Have you heard of a Hindu festival next weekend?
What a party? No.
My partner knew about it. I want to know where it is.
Many Hindus say they will go pretty.
I and I have mine.
Malayalee is a beautiful girl, mate.
Now I'm waiting for a stirring to seal the deal.
The Hindu festival called Fever.
Indian Fever "?
Mohan, I need to talk something very important.
While I wear this ridiculous turban
I do not want to talk to you about anything.
- Where is the party, pal? - I do not know what you mean.
- Foot Hindu. You know something? - No.
Perhaps the turmoil Maharaja said.
I'll talk to Harvey. Neglected.
Janvier Do not talk to anything, right?
Since you came, my life has been chaos.
Working in an Indian restaurant
with a turban on my head made of velvet or whatever.
Do not help me more please.
I would appreciate it.
I'm sorry I bothered. I want to be happy.
I'm happy. Do not you look I'm happy?
Mohan, who say they are happy does not mean that you are happy.
What matters.
Janvier's work was ruined completely.
Will never forgive me.
Thanks. Toma.
You need to understand the signals of Janvier.
No need someone who is not compromised.
They like those who know his favorite movie,
what they like to eat and use.
Not enough to tell that you like,
need to show your feelings and show that really matter.
With a daily phone call. Sending a fax.
They may seem petty, but they are important.
Where do you get this?
It's nothing. Nothing.
I bet that Janvier I like Indian films.
Why not do something movie?
- I like it. - Put it there.
Do something that is really unusual.
What?
- Hash. - What's up, Mo?
- What accounts? - Quiet. Relaxing.
I need a CD copy of the film Hum Do Daku.
No problem. Sure. I'm going.
Hello, brother. What? How are you doing?
Here's all.
- Here's all? - Here's all.
- In what I can do for you? - Yes, I was looking for a CD called ...
I have several CD, dude.
Like this.
- Take it, friend. - Should I take?
No, no! Come back, friend. You have to pay it, friend.
How much?
For you, today I'll give you a discount. $ 12, buddy.
- $ 12? - Friend, is a 100% original copy.
Has not been opened. Is packed, my friend.
We tried to see what was good
so that when you hear, be well.
But it is again. Mira. It is still original.
- Thanks. - Sure.
You are welcome. Returns. Peace, friend.
We'll see you again, brother.
- I return it. - Hello, Mr. Kumar. How are you?
It is a rogue. "Bombay Fantasy 1 and 2?
Was delayed two days.
As for you, is $ 1.00 for the delay.
"$ 1.00 for the delay? Nonsense!
I am a repeat customer.
Rentaro never anything again.
Well. Dame Part 3.
Growing to be Hindu, documentary
written, produced, directed and edited by Janvier Valia.
I do not understand what the discussion.
Indian kids talk about not agree.
Who cares? lmaginen what was being black in the 60's.
Attempts to match without the Civil Rights.
The girls my age are lucky here.
TO TAPE 1, JANVIER
- What are you doing? - What? I just wanted to apologize.
"Apologize? You know there is no excuse for what you did.
Do you think it is an Indian film?
It is now.
You know what? Go home with your friends.
No, no. Come on. Me out.
Go home with your friends ...
Wow. Ldli did.
It ldli fresh, frozen.
You should not bother you.
Is very good.
Try a little.
Try it. Is very good. Try it.
- Do you like? - It's delicious.
Really? Do not you tell by commitment?
- It is very good. - Very good.
- I really like your drawings. - Thanks.
Have you heard of the Hindu festival fever Saturday night?
- Are you aware? - Is this Saturday?
I honestly do not know of those parties
until two hours ago, so I do not know.
Why? Did you want to go?
Yes, I want to go. Do you want to go? Come on.
Sure. I want to go. Yes
- Let us return to mathematics. - Yes What were we?
What was a "Ecuador" square?
Yes, "Ecuador" square.
Anda. Come.
Eat it, eat it. Tuck.
That's it! Very good!
"And when he rose above it
looked at him and offered him her heart with his eyes. "
By God ...
Wow, Hari. You will not believe.
For the first time in my life got 8.5 of qualification.
Great!
7.5 for Priya Varghese.
It's incredible.
- Congratulations. - Thanks.
But next time, let's do a little better.
Yes, yes, yes.
It is time for special treatment.
Are you sure it's okay to be here?
What will your parents? I better go.
No. Sit down. Relax.
Hari, this will be very simple.
I will take a couple of pictures, and then you fix it.
Oops ...
Wow ...
Do you like that?
- Do you like? - This I like.
Beatle look at it.
It is my mother.
- You can comb your hair as well. - Wow.
- Now, this ... - This I like. It is very nice.
The bag will make you feel like a new person.
Thank you very much, Priya.
We must do something with your hair.
It was our original remixed version.
Now we come to party fever Indian this weekend.
We have Ray here.
Fundamentally, promote the party.
It will be crazy. The prettiest girls Iran.
Take their tight miniskirt.
And the men used their busy ...
tight leather jackets
Hello, friends, dogs. Is the Hindu festival fever?
No. I do not know why ... Raj, what's up?
About Indian Fever ...
House Shyam Sunder Balabhadrapatramukhi.
If you are a sexy woman, leave your message.
Hi, Shyam. I am Hari. I know that I am a sexy,
but leave this message is urgent.
Need to know where is the party Indian Fever Saturday.
I know it's this Saturday, but do not know where.
It's urgent. I think it's very likely that Priya will be attending.
So please, please, please call me.
It's very, very urgent. It is urgent Do you understand?
Hey, it's urgent. Urgent. Very, very urgent.
Speak of the Hindu festival fever this weekend.
Ray is here and speak to us in a jiffy.
But first ...
Hey, you know something about the party Indian Fever?
When you know will tell you.
Five VIP tickets for you a limousine to attend
the Indian Fever on Saturday night.
I hate that song.
Music Masala In talking about the party.
Give me my CD of Gold Spot.
What is a Gold Spot? I have no LIMK in the car.
Is a group. They are good.
"Group? Put it back in Music Masala.
Change it, change it. How about this?
Yes
Well, answer calls.
Call one.
Will be someone very sexy. Notes.
Call 1. Who speaks?
Deepu, come, come.
- Ven. - What?
Sit, sit.
Hey, I never made fun of you for wearing those clothes, right?
No. You're kind.
Neither of the sari. I never said anything like that.
Nobody must know about the sari.
Nobody will know the sari.
- Okay. - Okay.
I need your help to find Music radio station Masala.
- You can find me? - Yes, it is in ...
the 1110 A. M.
There.
- What is the telephone. - 2-7 ...
Sorry, folks.
Accents are not rare.
Call 2. Congratulations.
You have five tickets to the VIP Indian Fever on Saturday.
- What is your name? - Hello?
It's you! It's you!
Hello. I Harishkumar Satishkumar Patel.
Am I the winner of the festival Indian Fever tomorrow?
I knew that this would be!
Predicted the great Bhole Shankar Maharaj.
What did I say? Trying to ruin my business.
I go two, you idiot!
Tell us a little about yourself.
Hello. I Harishkumar Satishkumar Patel,
- But call me Hari. - Jesus!
I am cousin Mohan Bakshi. I stayed at home.
- I'm going to college with him. - Cool.
Give us your number and call you.
I'm excited to win!
- Hello? - Mohan.
Do you have a cousin BDC in your home?
- He won the party ticket. - What?
Thanks. That was easy.
No work.
Where do you promote the party?
I tell Mo.
- How did you hear him? - I had nothing to do.
It is your responsibility make sure not to go.
I did everything you told me.
Hari did not speak to the party.
I do not know. Someone must have told you.
Do not say I do not go if you won, Ray.
I did not tell.
I hang up.
Hari! How you doing, chief?
Wait. A second.
How are you, friend? Are you okay?
- Chai. - Thanks.
What?
Priya Is it?
No, not by Priya.
- Everything is fine, really. - Really?
Well, guys. Today is Friday. Payday for all.
- This is yours. - Thanks.
This is yours.
- The middle is yours. - Thanks.
This is yours.
Son, you work very well. This is yours.
Thank you, sir.
"$ 150?
They are ... 7.000 rupees!
Four weekends to Johnnie.
What Johnnie?
Johnnie Walker.
What will you do with your salary? Lr "the strip bar?
No. I will send my parents to India.
It's my first salary in the U.S.. UU.
Sacrificed much to come.
What a good boy.
Man ...
Listen.
Not finished hearing the conversation.
I lied.
You said you did not know of the festival.
And then you tell your friends not want to go.
- His commands. - Okay.
I'm a dirty BDC Hindu that makes you embarrassed
you and all your friends.
You are a sympathetic American. I can not be well, right?
So I will have my friends and you have to yours.
And do not be friends, okay?
Just because our parents were friends
not be us.
Take care.
Got something on your jacket.
- Dad? - Well. Talk to me tomorrow at the office.
- Today I received my first paycheck. - Really?
I want to start paying all my expenses.
- Keep it. - No, Dad.
Buy him something to your mom.
We will be happy. Never satisfied.
If a U.S. girl. UU. used clothing Hindu okay.
But if a Hindu uses, are we BDC?
Tell me how it feels to be Indian in America.
Es .. is good.
Actually ... It is a strange thing.
It's a bit difficult.
Sometimes I do not belong properly
the right way.
Maybe I hear people laughing at me.
But my cousin is a good friend. It is very good to me.
It is a good man. I walk.
I know her friends. They are puppies.
I hope to be dog one day. I can be a friend puppy.
Was that right?
It was amazing.
Yes? That was ...
Girl, no longer depressed. There are other men.
It Mohan Bakshi.
- Do not want to talk. - Talk.
- What do you say? - Talk.
Hello?
Hello, Janvier, I'm Mo.
- Your film is fixed. - What?
Which left the party. I picked up the pieces and kept;
y. .. Hari fixed it.
Hari managed the tape. Is it a joke?
No, no. Seriously. Hari arranged your tape.
Hoping to come see you and give it to you.
Go to dinner.
I would like to see you and give you the tape in person and offer an apology.
Bring the tape tomorrow night, and if you behave, maybe you'll make dinner.
Well. Until tomorrow.
- Bye. - Bye.
What?
INDIAN NIGHT FEVER
Sita, will you go to the Indian Fever tonight?
- Is it today? - Yes
Fusion will not be like Masala.
It will be great.
- What will you use? - Do not know. I go shopping.
Do not use the green belt. Enlarge your ass.
- Because it will go LRAS Raj? - Yes
I hope to find a handsome. I want to go.
- Yes, probably. - Thanks.
- Hi, Raj. - What, Sita?
- Fever LRAS the Hindu? - Today?
- Where is it? - Club Ray. At 11:00.
Take your friends pretty. Leave the fat at home.
- Hello. - Alex, how's party today?
Party?
- Where is it? - Wrong number.
Hello?
Mo, where are you?
At the gas station, looking for some things.
You're missing the party before.
There are many girls here.
And I chose to. It is very sexy.
Hey, Ray, this is not working. It is better not to participate.
Mo. I need you there and to each person,
guarding the door, saw no BDC between tonight.
You hear me?
Wait a minute. I thought of something.
Ladies, ladies, ladies ...
Could we take a group photo for the site?
Well, well. Very good, very good.
I love it. I ran the roll.
Hey, are you coming or not?
No.
Anda. I need you.
Anda. Mo, I am. Is adult friend.
Work with me. How long are friends?
- What? - Okay.
Well, well.
Mo and talk like I know.
When you come, bring rolls of film.
I'll take the roll, but you're not me ahead.
Arrive when you can.
And maybe you need to bring me something else.
Come on. Take care yourself.
Just do it.
Ladies, I finished the roll.
Hello, sir.
Can I get a package ... those?
Sure.
- No, no, no. - This, right?
What Mint?
No. In fact, a ...
Protection.
- Thanks. - Here, my friend.
Here you go.
Actually, it's for my friend Ray.
Could you give me the smallest size?
To fit.
- Small? - Yes, yes. Not for me.
What?
- Perfect. - Okay.
"I can ...? And these too.
Do I look like a hero?
$ 2.99
Y. ..
- Boss! Boss! - What?
- How much? - $ 2.95.
Let me ask you something. Is this fellow?
Why do my parents say:
"Do not talk about sex, baby. Because India did not have sex.
Do not talk about sex. "Really?
Cash or card?
There are no relationships. And I say, "Mom, there are billions of people in India. "
Definitely someone does have them. "
- Yeah, man. - Yes, no one cares.
- Toma. - Okay. Thanks.
Thanks. I just a. ..
I can tell you want me to go quickly.
Thanks.
In my day, we could not or look at a girl.
And the boy takes pictures.
Poor girl. Rays. I do not like.
Well hold on, buddy.
Shyam, Hari has b-b-b ...
Tickets for today's feast, and do not want to go, buddy.
- Do not want to go? - No.
Problem.
- What? - Hello.
- Sign. - Thanks. You look good.
A tape.
Will it work?
No, but ...
Just kidding. Sure. Work.
Unisto "parties and can be used?
Hari did.
It works!
Sorry you had to go through that.
- Thanks. - I am happy to give it back.
- Thanks for the flowers. - Do not bother your father?
No. If you had given a dozen red roses would be curious.
Right back.
- What does your father? - Has a store.
We go? Surely had a rough day.
No! Wants to know.
I heard his car.
I think it was.
- Where is the bathroom? - The background.
Hari. What passed, buddy?
You go to the party, pal.
Priya will see tonight.
At least we have a chance. We are looking.
They have no chance.
Look at the boy Gujarati. Satyam.
If he had a chance Priya have your ...
You know what would?
I'm no fool. Damn gas station.
Hindus say they have no relationships.
At the gas station Dad Janvier.
This is not happening. This is not happening.
Yes, I'm coming!
Since it was my dad.
Now get out!
Finally.
- What are you doing? - What?
- Where did you get? - Do not you like?
- What are you doing? - What?
Dad will come at a time ...
- Do not you like? - Why?
Es ..
- Hello. - Hi, Dad.
Mohan's my friend I told you about.
Your house is beautiful.
- Thanks. - It's ...
I like ... horns.
I saw your picture with the tiger y. ..
The tigers, lions and bears. Oops ...
I think I know.
I have that same feeling.
Maybe I've seen in the mandira.
- Do you go to temple? - Yes
Which?
- What is it? - Nothing at all.
- I have hunger. - Would you say something?
No, okay. Hello, sir.
Before dinner, we pray.
Sorry.
Today you are my guest. You say the prayer.
- Me? - Yes
Reza, Mohan.
What is that? What church are you going?
Hari, I am very excited by the party today.
Me too.
What is that?
It's deodorant. The girls love it.
It's good.
By God. Check this out.
- It's awesome. - Really?
- Priya gave it to me. - Priya gave it to you?
You're going to look pimp.
Lremos "downtown?
He hoped that we were with Hari.
Where?
Won tickets to the Hindu festival fever. Will eat him alive.
We need. And I apologize to him.
- Will you use it? - Yes
We are important people of the party.
I want to welcome all the Hindu Rush.
Ladies, what do you do?
Ray, make sure that only those pretty girls up here.
What? How are you?
Hello. Do you believe in love at first sight or should happen again?
Hello. Can I get you a drink or just want the money?
- Hello. I'm good with math. - Really?
Login to join Yes, I would like you and me,
subtract your clothes, divide it between your legs and multiply.
Do you speak Malayalam?
No. My parents did, but not me.
Your head is like a big coconut.
- How beautiful. - Yes
Hari. What a pleasure to see you. Where you been?
I was looking for, really.
Hari, he is Rajoo.
I know Hari. Where were you?
- Dog. How are you? - Do you remember?
Yes Good. Sorry.
Full moon.
- What? - Today is full moon.
- Do you feel anything? - What do you mean?
Agitation.
Supriya, play that song. Let's dance.
"Supriya? I thought your name was Priya.
I do not like Supriya.
Sounds like a sports car Supriya as Toyota.
- Come on, Toyota Supriya. - Stay here, Hari. It did not take.
See you, Hari.
HO Y, INDIAN FEVER
I left my tickets at home, so ...
We are on the list. I'm Mo.
At first ... You are not dressed properly.
I'll put it inside.
Miss does enter, but you ...
- Can you call Ray? - I'll do it for you.
Thanks. I left the tickets at home.
"Do not talk about sex, sex", right?
Party?
Where's the party?
Damn! I'll kill him!
I'll kill him!
Hello, ladies. Is it fun?
Let me.
The full moon night
be stirring.
Is not a woman any more.
Falls from the sky.
Befall you ...
such as lightning strikes on Earth.
- What is your name? - Poonam.
I Harishkumar Satishkumar Patel. Pleasure.
Equally. Lakshri Poonam Mehta.
- You can call Poonam. - Call me Hari.
"I can invite you drink?
Yes, a soda, please.
Can I have two sodas, please?
No ice.
Two soda, no ice.
Thanks.
Health.
Hello.
I Harishkumar Satishkumar Patel.
Pleasure. I'm excited to be here.
I'm the special guest at the party.
Vine limo and everything.
Today my ki rani and I sapn we will become one.
I'm excited.
I'll talk to the DJ to put bhangra music.
It will be fun.
Pleasure.
Goodbye.
The next song is dedicated my friend Hari Patel
your sapn ki rani, Poonam.
Bhangra no.
No matter how you VIP tickets.
- No return to my party. - Let him!
How long have you BDC?
Ray, do you get kicked to the Hindus in a Hindu festival.
There is a Hindu festival. It's my party.
Calm down everyone, please.
- Shut up. - Do not streets.
- What side are you on? - What next? There are no divisions, Ray.
They are all Hindus.
Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi ...
- Esrinlanqués. - Esrinlanqués, thanks.
Nepali, whatever. They are all Hindus.
- Calmémonos. - Get out of my party.
What is all this crap?
Ray, you're fired.
Dad?
- You firing me? - You're fired.
But, Dad ...
Is your dad.
Enter all Hindus. Have fun at the party.
What, girls? How are you?
What? Hey, baby.
Where are you going?
Hey, I'm sorry. He was a real stupid.
Lo ... Sorry.
Listen ...
Please, no problem.
- Okay. - Thanks.
Will you go home?
My parents have been asking again for you.
- Linda kurta. - Linda your jacket.
Are you gonna leave alone?
Let's dance.
Dance.
- Dad. - What Dad?
Lord, I can explain. It's not like ...
Lord! Lord!
Daddy, Daddy ... No! Wait, Dad! Stop!
Wait!
- Dad. - What Dad?
You're in big trouble!
Nothing party. Let's go home.
Mohan, wake up.
Wake up.
It was a good shot, sir.
Janvier called a Mohan Bakshi that afternoon
and would explain everything to your father.
Janvier accept again apology.
At that time, was happy Mohan be home with your family and friend Hari,
who taught him a lesson.
You can not judge a dal by color.
Hari Mohan and became great friends. Brothers.
So the story begins.
Remember, it's game for gentlemen.
And me?
A gentleman's game? How do you play?
Have fun all Hindus.